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One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!
Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly
Brandon is a midget beater
When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget
A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket
basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me