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When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.
Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!
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The hole of your penis directly after masturbating.
Jimmy was scared of changing in the locker room because he was afraid people would discover his moist hole.
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When you get busy in a confined space, with little to no ventilation.
"Man, fucking in that small car was like a moist steamboat"
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(abbrev. MQ) a queef (expulsion of vaginal gases during coitus) that often comes with vaginal juices.
"hey, did you tap that last night?"
"yeah, but she MQ'd (moist queef-ed) on me -_-"
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to tie a string to your dick and the other side of the string to a loose tooth... then the man flexes his dick to pull the string to pull out the tooth
I couldn't find a door to use to get my loose tooth out, so i asked my boy friend to pull a moist clam to get it out
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In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.
Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.
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