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when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.
GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.
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Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.
Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit
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When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.
Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".
The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
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A nigga caught up in hard times.
Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.
When you beefin' wit some bitch ass mothaphucka and he talkin' about yo momma that's one thing, but when he hear you say this that nigga know he dying that day.
Jackson: Fuck you bitchass nigga I'll put yo ass down.
Jason: Nigga I put yo momma down last night but she still breathing.
*Jackson turns around*
Jackson: Whatchu say about my momma?
momma bear and pappa bear team are affectionate, protective, devoted, strict, sensitive and attentive with their young.
The momma bear and pappa bear team was needed to protect the kids