Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought
Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad
A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.
A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'
Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
a bit like a spastic or mongo but infanately more offensive!
george w is a fucking mong drong!