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Mount Laurel, otherwise known as "mtl", is a south Jersey town that consists of dumb party bitches and rich white guys who play every girl they meet. The kids love to talk shit about the surrounding towns of Cherry Hill, Moorestown, and Lumberton even though they are basically the same.
In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
kid 1: dude i went to a sick mount laurel, nj party last night.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
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Riding on a guy's shoulders in a dress or skirt but without panties.
She asked if she could get on my shoulders so she could see the band better. After I gave her a lift I realized she gave me a south mouth mount.
one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg
rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!
A place where 93% of all women are pregnant. The football team only wins because the players are used to running away from their child support of the cheerleaders.
1. I had my baby in the mount high school bathroom during homecoming.
2. These mount girls are so rude, atleast I have my daughter.
3. My baby's dad just got a touchdown!
Mount St Mary is the second best all girls catholic high school in nj, falling short of oak knoll. Most athletic girls attend Mount on a Mercy Scholarship and leave with a 4.2 GPA. About 7 D1 commits in each senior class. Classiest most funniest chicks you will ever meet. Too good for St Joes boys and way too good for Oratory boys. Most prefer Delbarton or Seton Hall Prep. Prob will take your man if you go to st Elizabeths or Villa. Commonly threatened by oratory boys due to the fact they aren’t into gays. Will suck your dick if your the Varsity Lacrosse captain at Delbarton or Shp. Treat these girls with respect. Know your place shithead.
Oratory Kid: I love your ass
Mount Girl: Get the fuck away from me
Oratory Kid: I’m cutting off my micro penis and attending Mount St Mary next year
Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.
Jokes about being a furry and most people think he's joking when really he's not. He's a furry, and not the weird kind. Also he tends to say uwu and owo sometimes so be aware if he pounces on you uwu. Besides him being a furry he stacks cups which is kinda interesting I guess.
Hey did you hear Mount Hood Stacker got a new cycle record?
I did, also he's a furry and he almost pounced on me uwu.
Did you just say uwu?
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