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A mouth, typically on a male, that appears a dick can enter it. It can be identified via a clean, plump, maintained, pouty set of lips.
Wow, Look at Dylan’s gay mouth! I never noticed how nice his lips are!
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The sudden expulsion of air that shoots through your closed lips when someone says something really funny or really stupid.
Bimbo: I think I'll run for president
Normal Person: Pfbtpfbtpfbt!!! You just made my mouth fart.
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A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2
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An ugly pussy.
Often times Poodles will develop a wet, brown or rust colored area around the edges of their mouths that is visually unappealing. A vagina that is similarly aesthetically unfortunate is said to be, "A Poodle's Mouth". This can also connote an associated fragrance.
"I over comitted, and when I realized the trouble I was in, I had to work the 'ol Poodle's mouth with my thumb while pretending to eat it."
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The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and happens with more information that has somehow fallen out of your mouth.
Girl 1: I don't know why Jordan has been acting so weird. It's probably because he loves me and is feeling embarrassed about it.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.
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When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.
Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.
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The burning of the inside of mouth and or tongue due to the consumption of hot pizza. In particular the tomatoe sauce. Generally a result from intoxication.
Those beer munches got us a bad case of pizza mouth.
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