much adieu about nothing

Where you make a big deal about saying goodbye when those around you really don't care much if you stay or go.

That clumsy gluttonous party-crasher wasn't invited to our backyard barbecue in the first place, and so his "long tearful goodbye" hijinks were really just "much adieu about nothing".

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you have so much potential

A nice way of saying "you completely suck right now".

My mother said "you have so much potential" 27 years ago before my ballet hopes turned into a stripping carrier I wish she would have just told me I sucked.

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you know you... too much if

The "You know (enter activity) too much if" game is the product of various blogging/message board occurrences.

Usually, one initaiates this post with a common obsession/interest of the group such as a video game, book, etc.

Here's an example of you know you... too much if.

You know you've been on Urbandictionary.com too much if:

-you check your email only to see if there are any new entries that day

-you make new entries to see how many people will give you a thumbs up

-you make an entry that explains the "you know you _____ too much if game"

You get it, right?

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Too much junk in'd trunk

Huge ass

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!

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too much free time

Used to describe people who waste most of their lives on the internet because they can't be bothered to read a book, go outside or find a friend. Instead, they torture all the rest of us with incomprehensible cryptic words, grammar and emoji because they are too lazy to learn how to write. Ironically they believe they are the smartest person in the room. The real "professionals" typically have some kind of social justice warrior cause that is not only factually incorrect, but is actually the paradox of what is true. Yet their mindlessness does not allow them to understand and admit it to themselves.

I am not sure what scares me more: That you said that or that you believe it. Clearly you have too much free time and you don't use it very well.

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I love you so much

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.

Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*

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too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

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