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The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.
If something can go wrong, it will.
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Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.
It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)
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creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.
Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"
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he iz coool i gots 2 admit but nelly iz waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotta!! sorri murph u got a long way 2 catch up 2 mi baby nelly!!
oh who cares itz writen above!!
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The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.
"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."
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When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault
Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
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