Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.

"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."

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mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

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mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

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Mushroom Bisexual

A bisexual woman with cottage core or soft core vibes.

She's a mushroom bisexual, an old soul that loves nature

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mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

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sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

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