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We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015


We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔

Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*

by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020


Need For Speed: ProStreet

It was once a controversial entry in the Need For Speed franchise that received mixed reviews upon release, due to it’s temporary transition from street racing into closed circuit racing. However, when people and streamers like KuruHS picked up the game and played it years later, the game would receive quite a bit of a cult following, despite its flaws. ProStreet has a nice sense of speed, fun gameplay and is one of the harder NFS titles in terms of the Black Box-era titles. (Not counting UG1, MW2005 or Carbon’s rubberbanding.)

Need For Speed: ProStreet is a nice game to check out if you ever get bored of Most Wanted or Carbon.

by NepgearAfficionado January 16, 2023


I need help

I need help

I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021


I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021


Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

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I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area

I need head for real, can you give me some?

by phtnwrld May 8, 2023