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A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.
neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.
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1. See Napoleon Dynamite.
2. Little tiny pieces of candy that taste like your mom.
1. That Napoleon is such a nerd!
2. Are you going to eat that nerd?
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1. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that exercise is vital to mental health.
2. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that friends are vital to mental health.
1. NERD: Hahahahha, i will take u over
NORMAL GUY: well ur a wimp
NERD: hahahah it's not always the strongest who wins hahaha
NORMAL GUY: actually i read this article of newsweek that said that exercise makes you smarter
NERD: ...
2. NERD: Hahahhaa the world will be mine!!!
COOL KID: Uh... friends?
NERD: Stfu! Did Hitler need friends??
COOL KID: Yeah. Most historians agree that the main factor in Hitler's success was his choice to surround himself with highly influential people who helped him control the minds of the German people.
NERD: ...
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one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.
me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...
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peeps who get dissed by jocks and others, but mostly jocks. wonder why nerds don't fight back. nerds should at least say things like "go fuck yo mom", "suck mine", or "yo mom has a dick" to the jocks.
Nerd: "yo mom has a dick"
Jocks beat him up.
Next day, the nerds all come up on the jock with all the disses in computer language.
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Somone who spends countless(literally countless) time on the internet, usually known for using 1337 and spelling words incorrectly for the hell of itusually resulting in living with their mother even after they are 30 years of age.
5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)
2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).
3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.
4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.
5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.
<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
What a nerd.
That nerd is an idiot. (This would be an example of an oxy moron)
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1. Math Major
2. Science Major
3. Thick Glasses/Contacts
4. Never gets laid
5. See: geek
Man! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory! How geeky!
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