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Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.
You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.
They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.
Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.
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a term describing dancing. the dance generally goes along with you moving your feet up and down, it looks much like marching.
to get my baby brother to dance (like a little monkey) for us, we just scream out his greatest dance move, HAPPY FEET
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A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.
"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"
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When someone's feet smell like vinegar.
like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!
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imagine that u are on a desert island w/ 4 other survivors of some shipwreck and there is no fresh water anywhere and it hasnt rained since u crashed. then on the 5th day on the island u see a hole in the ground and u think it could be connected to some groundwater but u can't really see. ur team needs to send someone down there to check it out so u volunteer and theyre attaching some sort of apparatus made from tree bark to your chest and getting ready to draw you down into the hole. but then u remember the eerie shrieks and whispers that u heard the night before and the night before that and then u remember that one night u had that strange dream where u were wandering in the jungle and the whispers were louder than usual. u could almost make them out softly saying "come down" and when u remember that dream ur legs grow stiff as an easel and all of the blood from your body retreats into your torso out of pure fear. and as u feel the cold hard ground under your feet start to creep up to the point where you can't feel your feet anymore, as if they were foreign alien entities attached to your thighs, you look up and confess to your shipmates that you can't go down there anymore.
i got cold feet after volunteering to be pulled down into a mysterious hole in the ground.
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At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.
Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.
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Verb - To run away in haste; to move quickly towards your destination. Used when describing your pace being rushed and the need for haste being a surprise.
This term was first developed in Yakima, WA by a local skate boarding group, which won't be named for legal purposes, in relation to evading the police or moving fast after ripping someone off.
"I whooped that dude's ass at the mall and booked feet out of there before the pigs showed up!"
"We gotta book feet dude."
"And when she said 'I love you', I knew I had to book feet away from that bitch."
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