Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

five 0

a cop

heads up, five 0= watch out, a cop

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shorty five

A nickname for a cop car.

Variations include but are not limited to:
1. Shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car
2. Shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser

"Yo dog, slow your roll, I peep a shorty five up ahead"

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Pam Five

The act of giving a low five to someone's cooter.

Kelli made a great play at volleyball so I had to give her a solid Pam Five.

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Shroom Five

While having consumed a hallucinogenic mushroom the celebratory 'high five' is transitioned to define the acts that are created by parties involved while tripping.

"His shroom five nearly broke my hand"

"That was epic. Give me a shroom five"

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plus five

very impressive. May also be used in exclamation. “+5” comes from the game Dungeons & Dragons. The highest bonus a weapon could have is a +5. Therefore it’s the best. The term of a true nerd.

Bart: Are the making a new M3 anytime soon?
Azra: Yeah, its going to have a 400 horsepower V8.
Bart: Fuckin "A", Ray! Thats PLUS FIVE!!!
Azra: No shit. I'm wet just thinking about it... Actually i am soppy.
Bart: Want to go to the bathroom and fuck in the shower?
Azra: No. That would be gross.
Bart: Why is that gross?
Azra: Because you are my brother.
Bart: Oh... Bitch.

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