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A unit of measuring the stench of bad odors, ie. hobos. Scale usually 1 to 100. One being nothing, 100 reachig the point of death.
I rolled up the window and hit my buddy with a fart at 50 hobo power.
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sign tattooed on the skin between the forefinger and the thumb is known as hobo dots in Sweden, and probably has a protective significance The three dots are said to be symbols of faith, hope and love.
- three dots shown in the form of a triangle
he had hobo dots tattooed on his hand
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To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.
"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
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Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.
"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".
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1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit
2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.
1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.
2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.
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Townies,Hobo's, White Trash, Fake wanna be baller's that look for the daily drink specials and bottle service's such as discounted vodka's like Absolute, Gordons, Triple distilled gasoline etc. Hang out at the local tap and order dollar shots for everyone. Will only hang out at bars that give discounts or free drinks etc. People who where trends from 2-3 yrs ago and still think its hot.
Hey man I know the bar tender at this spot I got the hook up. Why go anywhere else, I get dollar shots! I got you man I got you know worries. Tonight I'm Hobo Ballin! Hey may the club has $80 dollar bottles of Gordon's Vodka man I will go half on a bottle man. Im Hobo Ballin tonight my guys at the door will hook it up. Let me valet my 1995 benz.
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Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.
"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."
"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."
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