a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way
"Stop being a ass wipe!"
A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole
That fuckin ass wipe is here again.
When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.
"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"