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A Real Man
The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.
Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.
A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.
A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.
A real man isn’t afraid to love.
A real man takes, but also gives.
A real man defends the people he cares about.
A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.
A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.
A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.
The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.
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Defined by Chris Rocks as someone who does not want to better themselves through education. "Yo, are you going to school bro?", "No, I'm keepin' it real". To which Chris Rock replies "yeah, Real Stupid!".
"Did you graduate high school"?
Naw man, I'm keepin' it real!
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As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.
A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.
That's in theory that is.
Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.
Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
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to not inhibit yourself or pretend to be something you are not.
do you know today's dow jone industrial average?
I don't know that shit, keep it real!
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A documentary-style tv show on HBO that covers topics like sex toys, brothels, swingers, drag queens, the porn industry, and sex shows. Don't let the documentary aspect of the show fool you, its basically just porn.
I learned how to give a good blow job on Real Sex last night, and then I got really turned on when they had a big segment about strip clubs.
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*A term that teenagers throw out far too often, the first signs of music snobbery as it immediately entails Hip-hop/dance genres being classed as ''crap music''
**Music that has been played in reality & thus is real music rather than notes on sheets.
Teenager: God this generation sucks for music, i wish i was born in the 70s when they had brilliant rock music everywhere, it was all real music
Me: You are aware every generation has whats known as the ''20 year rule'' where the teenagers wish they were born 20 years ago? & that you'd hate the chart music back then as it consisted of Donny Osmond and other corporate made one hit wonders with the odd exception of good bands, just like today
Teenager: Nuh uh it was all stairway to heaven, & pink floyd & The Doors & ehh bach, really cool bands back in the 70s
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A friend that’s been there for you through thick and thin. They’d take a bullet for you and vice versa. A best friend. Aulonë.
A: I’m broke.
B: I got you covered
A: you’re a real one
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