I’m him

When someone don’t know my body… I’m him

Who are you? I’m him!

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do-him-id

it's saying id do him but just backworks and fast so he won't know!

Oh man did you see Brandon today? Oh he was looking so good....do-him-id

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take him out

The act of Roasting, Jonin', or insulting someone (usually in front of a group of people) until they can't say anything back

"oo wee im about to take him out with them nasty ass walmart jeans on"

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he/him lesbian

a straight guy who wants to feel special

some guy: i only like girls
person: so you're het?
some guy: actually i am a he/him lesbian !!!! 😡😡😡

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Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.

*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."

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put him to work

for a guy to give a girl oral sex

she put him to work.
meaning

he gave her oral sex

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he/him lesbian

normally people going by he/him pronouns who still want to be quirky by saying they are a lesbian. normally very invalidating to lesbians.

"hey, im coming out as a he/him lesbian.."
"joel, you're a straight boy just say that.. you know how invalidated i feel by people who go by that."

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