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a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)
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Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.
They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.
Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.
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George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.
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An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.
Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!
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1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.
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When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.
1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."
2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."
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I want to get that nut tonight. I haven't had sex in over a month.
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