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A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."
"I was thinking about going to Ocean City, NJ for summer vacation, what do you think?"
"Oh, I live there, and on behalf of everyone, please don't. We have enough tourists to deal with, thanks."
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Lubna, Frank Ocean's wife, the biggest frank ocean fan in the entire world loves him with all of her heart.
"ayo, is that frank ocean's wife?!!
fosho, they holding hands rn"
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expression used by a man who would like to commit oral sex on a woman while keeping his comments secretive. (swim in her ocean: listen to the sounds coming out of her "seashell")
Man 1: Hey, I would enjoy swimming in that girl's ocean!
Man 2: Yeah that girl is smokin!
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Stupid 6ft 3" Athletic Aussie who repeats the fist 2 words that pop into his head as fast as possible
Friend One: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend Two: Err... Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean... Land-Ocean
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When you mix any liquor with Sonic's Ocean Water drink.
That's some great drink you have, I can hardly taste the alcohol
It's called Dirty Ocean Water
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The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.
"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"
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A once-viral YouTube video that appeared to just contain footage of a beach, and some relaxing waves. However, 19 seconds into the video, it cuts to a Rick Roll, and continues for 35 seconds. Commonly used to prank friends.
Dude, I just showed my friend Nice Ocean Waves and he flipped out!
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