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A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.
Did you see Dan Meyer swallow that sword on America's Got Talent last night?
The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China
“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”
sexy short king who enjoys a thong and a good time
dan harte is used as a name for a sexy short person
“oh your such a dan harte”
the sweetest and prettiest person ever. deserves all the happiness in the world.
if you dont respect dan howell then fuck off!
the coolest weather man ever
"you know dan skeldon?"
"yeah he's the coolest god-damn weather man!"
Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies
Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with
When you get really drunk and you think you’re about to cum, but you end up peeing in/around her vagina and/or mouth.
I went camping last night with my girlfriend and ended up pulling a Dan Butler. There was 3 inches of piss in our tent!