A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.
OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.
He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:
Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love
Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell
Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love
Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".
You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"
Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"
The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.
The mans a real Whitfield Jones
A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt
What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!
Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much
A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.
Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.
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