table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

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pool table

A mirror and straws.

"Yo, playa'. I just got an 8-ball and pool table. Call me when you get this message!"

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Round Table

noun. A Drinking game

One person starts by asking "who wants to play round table?" the person asking cannot explain the rules until everyone at the table has answered yes or no.

once the players are established, the person asking tells them them that the game has everyone look at any alcohol on the table, and pass it around till it is all gone

usually played at the end of a party when there are leftover bottles of alcohol

A: Look at all these half empty bottles of tequila
B: What do you guys wanna do with it all?
C: Who wants to play Round Table?

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moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.

Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.

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Water Table

1. A sustainable amount of water within a unit of sediment or rock.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.

1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."

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under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

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Ethiopia Table

Circa 1989-

Occurs at large family functions, when the normal-sized table does not adequately accomodate all diners. A small table is placed to the side, perhaps in another room entirely, and no one passes the food to that table, resulting in the starvation of diners seated at there.

Ex:

dad: How many of us are coming today?
grandma: Almost everyone, I had to set up the Ethiopia Table.

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