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An overwhelming desire to sing the song "Pants on the Ground."
Peyton Manning had Pants on the Ground Fever at that game a few months ago.
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A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.
I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!
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It is a little known fact that the Twin Towers each had their own Mosque inside that were destroyed in the 9/11 attacks, it would be appropriate to refer to either of these as a "Ground Zero Mosque"
The destruction of the Ground Zero Mosques would seem to suggest that the 9/11 terrorists were not real Muslims, but were in fact enemies of Islam.
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The act of a male recieving oral sex while the donor(domer)has a mouth full of fresh ground meat.
Yo that fat bitch the other night gave me some kinky Ground Round sloppy joe style dome. It was the shiznit!
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When a man and a woman decide to have sex and said woman is a v-sit position. The man attempts to screw her while she is sitting. While thrusting, said man's balls come in contact with the floor.
My girlfriend sat on the floor while I screwed her. My balls uncomfortably scraped against the floor resulting in a ground ball.
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To get completely wasted or destroyed to the point of blacking out, doing absurd things you don't/won't remember, passing out and also act a foo aka fool in general.
Last night Larry was cool til he got absolutely pants on the ground, then he got us kicked out the bar and we had to baby sit him all night.
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to leave the bonds of gravity by whatever means: airplane, music, drugs, success/money, sex
the music is powerful when we can get off the ground
that gage was strong enough to get me off the ground
she was able to get me off the ground with the grinding she administered!!
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