Cat Hunting

Cat hunting is generally a from of road hunting practiced by drunken white rednecks. It is a game, in witch the goal is to kill as many cats as possible, while at the same time attempting to consume a entire case of keystone to yourself. The scoreing is standard one point a cat, unless you manage to kill one with your bare hands. a veteran cat hunter will have Sever scaring on their hands and forearms, from attempted "hand kills." Points are lost when the police are called. The weapons usualy vary by location, the the more urban and high class the more stealth is required, the more rual or trashy the hunting ground becomes less discrete wepons are requred. The general order of weapons is, blowguns, a 22, then a 12 gage shotgun.

I had to go to the doctor after cat hunting last week.
I am so drunk! Lets go cat hunting, who can still drive?
No officer we were not cat hunting.
Karl went out cat hunting last week and got a hand kill on a HUGE cat! it made Joe and Doug record books.
I went cat hunting with a blowgun last night, and it took 23 darts to kill that beast.

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Helen Hunt

To throw yourself out a window as if you are on crank.

Derivation: a reference to one of Hunt's early roles, an 80's after school special entitled "Angel Dusted" where she throws herself out a window after trying angel dust at the behest of her creepy crank-making boyfriend.

"i need to leave the office before i helen hunt myself out of this bitch"

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coon hunting

what rednecks in virginia say when they go out looking to beat a niggers ass

hey jonny u sure did miss some fine coon hunting last night, u missed me stompin' that niggers jaw into the pavement

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Bambi Hunting

To hire woman to dress up in a bikini and fake deer antlers, and send them out into the woods. as they hide in the woods you and some other people hunt the bambis and then take your "kills" back to your place for your own pleasure

Jimbo: hey man wanna go bambi hunting this weekend?

Billy: yeah man! last time i caught me three of them bithes!

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hunting beaver

the act of searching for an easy lay predominately by men interested in "scoring some strange". Males on the prowl for vagina - pretty much any vagina.

Tom and Frank went to the Quad Cities Airport Holiday Inn hunting beaver.

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Redneck Hunting

Hoppin' in the Ford with a sixer of tallboy PBR's, yer' 12 gauge, and a flashlight in hopes of scoring a nice buck.

Ted and Ben went out redneck hunting last tuesday, got real lucky with a spikehorn.

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Good will hunting

A romantic comedy about a kid from Boston who starts at the bottom and ends up getting job offers from the nsa, and meets a girl.

People are calling anybody who thinks good will hunting is a comedy critics and haters for not knowing good drama.

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