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What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.
Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.
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That special place where old or unwanted pets are taken in order to expedite their trips to Puppy Heaven. The term is occasionally used as a metaphor to refer to other things that have outlived their welcome.
Grandpa is old and bitter and no longer enjoys living. I think it's time for him to go to puppy lake. Just sayin'.
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To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;
Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.
Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."
"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."
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Is where Puppies compete to play football in a model sized stadium to mimic the Super Bowl.
Dave: "Did you see the Super Bowl Carl?"
Carl: "Nah the Super Bowl is boring its all about the Puppy Bowl baby."
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Sad eyed motorist, waiting to make a left turn out of shopping centers, during peak traffic times. They lean forward, scooch forward in their seat, grip the wheel, and look anxiously and hopefully both ways, hoping someone will let them out.
Oh, look at the poor Traffic-Puppy! I'll let them in...
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Ever wind up with brown stripes on the sheets after anal sex? Kinda reminds you of the stripes a puppy leaves when rubbing his ass on the floor because of worms, eh? Yea. puppy rub.
She was totally down with anal, but afterwards I looked down and almost threw up at the puppy rub she left.
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The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.
My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal
Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal
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