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The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.
"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."
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the femine answer to choking the chicken
"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."
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soft punches of encouragment that are administered on the knee, shoulder and arm.
my dad kept giving me "love pats"
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a guy who tells other guys how he loves his girlfriend even though they dont wanna hear it
a bunch of guys are watching football and one of them says "i love meri so much" come on we dont care thats bull
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The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.
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I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.
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when a guy touches a girl in a non-sexual way and she thinks it actually means something but in reality he thinks he can get some major ass from her
In the movie theater, Raymond was giving Kailtin love pats, but she just giggled and kept watching the movie.
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