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when one rubs hand full of peanut butter on others face for a fetish. To get the other one hard, or wet.
tommy rubbing peanut butter on susans face to get her nice and wet for sex.
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internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.
Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.
Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?
Pedobear: 14
Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!
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Robert Ingle, whos head looks like a peanut.
Inexplicably going out with an 'attractive' woman.
"You have a peanut head Rob, you big fat bastard"
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When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!
2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.
3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.
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people who have peanut allergies are losers.
Peanut allergy occurs when your immune system mistakenly identifies peanut proteins as something harmful. Direct or indirect contact with peanuts causes your immune system to release symptom-causing chemicals into your bloodstream. Exposure to peanuts can occur in various ways: Direct contact.
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a jar of peanut butter with random crumbs, dried jelly bits, and pieces of celery in it. much like a slut has many std's tainting her.
guy 1: can i have a spoon? i want to eat some peanut butter
guy: nah man. all i got it that jar of peanut slutter.
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