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Taking a shit on your hand.
I was rushing to finish using the bathroom after eating some bean burritos, and was pulling up my pants, when I heard a huge bang as somone threw the door-open; and then I realised it: I was standing there Cutting a Penny staring into some other Dude's eyes.
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An adult, who is sexually attracted to children.
Penny Files usually recognize that their desires are not morally acceptable (outside of Australian Journalism community). These socially deviant perverts often engage a campaign of misdirection, to hide their twisted desires from even their closest friends. Penny Files will even go so far as to show attempts at adult heterosexual relations, however these typically end awkwardly. Occasionally with the women accusing the Penny File of rape...
Person 1: Julian never visits since he adopted that disabled Guatemalan boy.
Person 2: Yeah. Such a Penny File.
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Someone who does not care for pennies and leaves them on the ground somewhere. rich
Someone who leaves pennies (heads up) hoping others will get good luck from picking it up. thoughtful
Someone who considers throwing pennies at unexpected victems a sport. asshole
"Stop being a penny pitcher, a penny saved is a penny earned."
"What are you doing?"
"Making someone's day!"
"Aw, that's so cute I want to punch you."
"Look at that asshole queer, let's throw pennies at him."
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Someone from the town of Hollis, New Hampshire.
Did you see that wrinkled penny, he lives on Powers..... his wife is such a tonkle
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when you drop a penny in between a girls legs while standing behind her, and then pick it up, THROUGH HER LEGS saying "Need a penny"? Its a sick pick up line. Kinda.
"need a penny? heh heh heh heh" Pick up line
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A promiscuous or slutty woman; an easy lay.
"Tom man, are you really going to hit that penny slot?"
"Yeah, that's the only kind of girl I can get now."
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The act of working long, busy hours while receiving little to no compensation for your efforts.
Person A: You want to go hit the club tonight? Person B: I cant I’m Rollin' Pennies from 8am to midnight!
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