phone dude

Fuckin badass phone guy from FNaF3

Phone Dude: Hey Hey, glad you came back for another night!

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phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

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phone rape

When A girl keeps a guy on the phone for an extended amount of time.

Sara phone raped trevor all night.

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phone sex

The best you can get when your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 1000 miles away.

My boyfriend went back home to Texas for the summer, so now we only get to have phone sex.

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Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

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phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

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Phone book

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

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