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a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes
my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch
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To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.
Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.
Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.
The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts
I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.
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To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.
“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"
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The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.
Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction.
My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.
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A quick death.
Boss: Handle business well?
Guy 1: We took him out fast.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a real pinch kill boss.
Boss: Good...
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one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.
I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.
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