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A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
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The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science
It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.
Have done to you what you would have done to others.
This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.
To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.
KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!
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take responsibility (compared to a player taking his turn at bat)
It is hoped that everyone will step up to the plate.
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A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.
Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.
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Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.
She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.
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