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When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie
Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie
When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.
“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”
“Dude okay”
Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
When your body is so acclimated to the indoors that you cannot readjust to the temperature outdoors.
If you spent more time enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting at your desk or on your couch you wouldn’t have freon poisoning and be so damn uncomfortable right now.
food that tastes like almonds but it isn't almonds....
hey mate remember instead of a vegetable cube i put rat poison in your rice
Bottles of herbal shot based liquor purchased from random foreign countries that contain extortionate levels of alcohol that immediately upon hitting the back of your throat make you wretch , then approximately 1 hour later annihilates the participant into a painful world of vomiting and semi conscious alcohol infused head spinning.
As Rebecca lay spread eagle on the floor covered in her own urine and vomit whilst groaning in regret, the consequences of downing the herbal ‘Rat Poison’ suddenly became very apparant.
a person who is obsessed with their body, always thinking they are over weight, but not. Thinks that big breast blondes are great Lesbian material. Tries to get them in to bed with her He He He Oink's, however, severly fails! Nicholas Cage is ideal, however, seeks something similar. Likes the sound of Lazer
Have you seen that Poison Bunty, she thinks shes cool with that trendy hip!
That poison Bunty needs a new apendix, its making her arse stick out!!