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Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

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Doorknob Polisher

A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.

Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.

by NascaSoft August 14, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Waterfall

When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass

so i was fucking this girl in her ass and i gave her a polish waterfall

by bigdork357 August 1, 2011

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Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 24, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Falcon

When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.

I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.

Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.

by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Pass

When driving down a 2 lane road, to pass the car in front of you on the shoulder as opposed to pulling into the oncoming lane and passing on the left.

That was hilarious when Fitness pulled a Polish Pass on the way to the beach last weekend.

by Mister Fadrick September 14, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poland Polish

This word perfectly describes a TikToker called witchesoven. Fun fact: witchesoven likes manjo cooki

wa.fflu: "Where are you from?"
witchesoven: "Poland"
wa.fflu: "Poland Polish

by Sea Fairy Cookie January 29, 2022

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