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When a woman sits on a man's face, and he blows air into her butt hole.
Nothing was as wonderful as the vibrations from the Polish tickler he gave to me.
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A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.
Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.
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When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass
so i was fucking this girl in her ass and i gave her a polish waterfall
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An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.
I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.
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When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.
I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.
Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.
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When driving down a 2 lane road, to pass the car in front of you on the shoulder as opposed to pulling into the oncoming lane and passing on the left.
That was hilarious when Fitness pulled a Polish Pass on the way to the beach last weekend.
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This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.
"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"
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