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When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
Being polite to someone out loud, but killing them in your mind
"I was visually polite to him, but in my head I was thinking of all the ways to kill him."
When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.
Person:I believe in universal basic income
Group: nope that’s dumb
Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?
A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.
Someone: Searches Joe Biden
*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*
Political definitions
When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.
He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.