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applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 5, 2011


Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 3, 2009

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political logorrhea

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

by John_Utah June 17, 2021


political view

Political view is how you view the politics.

Teacher:what is political view?
Student:its how you view politics.

by Real deal99 October 31, 2017


Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.

I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.

by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018


Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018


Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"

Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.

by Cjmar December 28, 2021