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Being polite to someone out loud, but killing them in your mind
"I was visually polite to him, but in my head I was thinking of all the ways to kill him."
When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
When you act like a child and throw a tantrum and end friendships over different poltical opinions that don't align with your own.
"Wow.. Mr DiscoPup is so politically immature!! He got upset and defriended me on Facebook because I have a different political opinion than his."
When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.
Someone: Searches Joe Biden
*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*
Political definitions
When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.
Person:I believe in universal basic income
Group: nope that’s dumb
Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?