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The act of leaping across a a table while playing beer pong to "slam" the ping pong ball into the cup often resulting in persoanal injury, damaged tables, and a lack of self respect.
Damn dude, did you see him make that beer pong slam dunk, what a fuckin tard.
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Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.
"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."
"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."
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When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.
We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.
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Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !
- ping pong merrily on high ??? .
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(n) A game of beer pong in which 56 cups are used. The cups are lined up in seven rows of eight. There are three players per team. Each player has a "designated cup" on their side. That cup must be filled with beer to the very top. When the opposing team shoots a ball into that cup, the player who chose that cup as his "designated cup" must chug it immediately--the game does not continue until the cup is empty. If all three players on a team make a cup, the balls are "brought back" and that team gets to shoot again. If a ball lands and stays on top of the area where the brims of four cups meet, all four cups are considered hit. Bouncing is NOT two cups. No gentelman's shots. Two balls in the same cup does not end the game--the shooter of the second ball that went in gets to shoot again. Approximate game time is 45 minutes.
Tom, Fini, and Riebel are the ultimate 56 cup beer pong champions...even though Tom was stupid enough to play with Jungle Juice instead of beer. He ended up with his face licking the toilet bowl the rest of the night. Riebel held the team together by hitting every cup his team requested. Fini...well Fini was doing pretty bad but was still happy either way because it was his 20th birthday.
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An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
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when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab
last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap
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