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Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch
punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up
punk2. yah man im so down
punk3. "porch Life"
That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.
On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light
Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.
Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!
grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean
Bro, is Jared really sipping?
Nah, its just porch lean.
A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite