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A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
a nigger
Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
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A racial slur used against black people.
"Look at this Porch-Monkey"
A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”
“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.
On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light
Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication