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Port St. Joe

small paradise town with 2 redlights and more gossip than should be legal; best place in the world.

Oh my stars! Port St. Joe is so awesome!

by BBTV April 17, 2009

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Port-Man-Two

(Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine.

Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two.

by Reductio ad absurdum April 29, 2009

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port hueneme beach

The isle of misfit toys and lost children.

That shit would only happen at Port Hueneme Beach.

by Magic Kinney July 10, 2015

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Sailor mans port

A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.

"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."

by Merlanosays June 3, 2015

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Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.

Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

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port arthur texas

My grand father said its where the sewer meets the sea....

Port Arthur texas where the sewer meets the sea

by Mango warrior September 19, 2017

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Port O' Turd

Another name for a port o potty
:D

Me and my friends thought it was more accurate.

Port O' Turd is basically a Portable toliet you see at the carnival.

by jeska! May 16, 2007

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