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someone who takes all of their opinions from other people. They always try to do the "cool" thing. they need to learn to think for themselves
PUNK HAS ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING YOURSELF ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF IT IS WHAT YOU LISTEN TO
John is a poser because, he can't think for himself
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Lame pop music performed by feminine men that wear makeup and have no historical knowledge of heavy metal.
Poser metal reared it's ugly head in the mid-1980's. Corporate television producers have tried to re-write rock history and give this type of teeny bopper bubblegum credibility within pop culture history. It was a joke then, is a joke now. Practioneers of this genre include Poison, Warrant, Winger, Slaughter, Skid Row, Motley Crue.
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A male or female, typically in their teen ages, 14-18, who usually listens to metalcore, post-hardcore, deathcore bands es pecially chelsea grin and suicide silence, and nu metal. Genres like these symbolize a typical teenage boy or girl who call themselves "metalheads". These genres are considered to be poser metal to real metal fans. These teenage boys and girls usually bash people for their personal opinion on the music they like and won't be friends with someone unless they have their music taste.
Bands like Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, Motionless in White, Bring Me the Horizon, are examples of fake metal and poser metal.
Metal-Poser: *talking to someone who doesn't have their music taste*, "omg what the fuck, you're such an asshole, your music sucks!"
^ This is typically said by a metal poser to someone who doesn't like their music.
Metal-Poser: "I hate rap and country, it's so fucking gay. Mac Miller and Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber and all mainstream music sucks!"
Real Metalhead who doesn't bash people for their music taste: "Gosh, leave people's music alone. What are you, a metal poser?"
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A bunch of retarded fags who pretend they're emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
<Jake>: Emo posers suck donkey's ass!
<Lucas>: Hell yeah they do!
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A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.
A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.
Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
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Somebody who:
-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong
Walter: "Why are you barefoot?"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*
Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"
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A chick who pretends to be a lesbian to make herself look 'cool'.
Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.
"Look at that bitch grope her friend...She's a total poser lesbian."
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