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i swear i don't procrastinate THAT much
delay or postpone action put off doing something.
it won't be long so don't procrastinate
Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!
Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing
"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"