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Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy
My vagina pubes were itchy last night
I just grew some vagina pubes
The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.
Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!
It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.
‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’
When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.
"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"
A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!
A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.
Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!