Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

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A random ass auto correct from my phone

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I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

THE question

the unanswerable question that only has one correct answer. people commonly get confused, meaning that their IQ is not high enough to understand.

in this example, Mars does not possess the correct IQ to answer the questions.

"Yo, Mars, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games - UNLIMITED GAMES - but no more games?"

"uuhhh.... both?"

"it's THE question, bro."

The Question

Chris... You didn't ask the question! Pathetic! I'm very disappointed.

Hym "The question is what do you do about the women preferentially selecting fat cocks and there not being enough to go around? And A.I. girlfriends 'dehumanize women and normalize rape!?' What the fuck!? What a ridiculous fucking thing to say! And how does a fat-cock preference not dehumanize men? How does using small dick as an insult not dehumanize men? And why the fuck would anyone conteact you so you can try to reframe what they want into what you need them to want for fat-cock dictatorship to continue? That's more than one question. The first question was the real question."

Question Complex

When someone is prone to asking very personal questions

"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"

questioning

anyone whom considers a different sexuality as their identity
other ways to say are:
bicurious
heteroflexible
homoflexible
gender experimenting

Gay person: I'm gay, not straight.
Questioning: I don't feel comfortable with labels yet.