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Rap

1) verb: to hit or tap on repeatedly, usually to get attention of some sort.

2) noun: a criminal record, usually accompanied by the word sheet.

3) noun) A crappy genre of music that is basically a random collaboration of rhyming (although rhymes are becoming increasingly unnesecarry) phrases that somehow make the rapper a better person because he/she (usually he) committed a crime or senseless act of violence, went to prison, got dumped or cheated upon, got stoned or high (Usually stoned, I've never heard a rapper on speed or acid),shot someone or something, or otherwise made a bad situation make them look good.
*I have also noticed that gratuitous use of the term "Yo" and bad grammar apparently improve the rap's quality.

4) verb: to do 3.

1) Old man Jenkins rapped on the window, shouting "you stay off my lawn, you hoodlums!"

2) Yes, i need the rap sheet of Hugh Jass, I'm his lawyer.

3)Yo, yestaday I robbed a bank,Yeah,
Yo jus went in wit my Mac 10,
Betta belive it bitch I robbed a bank, yeah
Hell Yeah! dat shit was easy,yeah .

Then i ran out to my ride, yeah,
bust a cap and get inside,
gunna be a wild ride, yeah,
cops'll neva take us alive!,

Yo ditch the cops an went back home, yeah,
me an my homies all got stoned,
but all of our jaws hit tha floor, yeah
when tha cops knocked on mah door.

4) Yo, dat wuz tha best rap I eva did rap.

by ArrogantAngel April 21, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

retards attempting poetry

rap is anything involving how much money they make, how many hoes they got in "da back", how many different cars they have, screaming different area codes, if they say the same word over 7 times in a row, and having nice shoes.

by yomammasucks mikehawk January 4, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

The abreviation for the phrase:
Retards
Attempting
Poetry

Man, can you hear all that rap?

Yea, it totally sucks!

by Derkaderkaderkason January 7, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

The most pointless music in the world. People who like rap are douchebags.

#1"I like rap music"
#2"your a faggot"
#1"im gonna pop a cap in your ass"

by reapper1412 October 15, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

Retards.
Attempting.
Poetry.

equals RAP

"You said you a gansta but you neva pop nuttin'
We said you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin'"

(No one really cares about your rap. Its dumb. so just stop it.)

by Koryu Luna July 18, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

Pretty much the worst kind of music, if you can even call it music. Basically, its just some random black guys talking into a microphone about how "Gansta" they are, and "rap" about very limited topics such as:
Drugs
Clubs
Girls
Cars
Shooting other ganstas
More girls.

Boris: You listen to rap?
Sebastien: Yeah, why?
Boris: Oh.. Well..

George: I went to the 50 cent concert last night!
Raymond: So why haven't you commit suicide yet?

by WhitemanG June 10, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

See "crap".

I went to a crap concert last night.

by y2ksurvivor January 8, 2009

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