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(1) Generally a mentally handicapped person, with an IQ rating of below 80. As such used a general insult of intelligence. This can also be used with brief mental impairment resulting from alcohol or drugs.
(2) A female who induces stupification in all males who gaze upon her.
(3) Anything excepional, fantastic, or otherwise so good that it causes a brief period of mental impairment in the participant. e.g.
(1) "Retards ride the short bus, but they seem to like it."
"I got retarded at that party, a bottle of tequila, pot brownies, and a ball of coke!"
"I was roofie-grade retarded after eating all those Valiums last night."
(2) "Did you see that girl? She was so retarded I was drooling on myself!"
"She's too retarded for me, I swear I'd be speaking like a caveman if I managed to get close enough to talk to her."
(3) "His new car is retarded, I'm so jealous."
"That concert was retarded. I couldn't believe my ears."
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1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid
1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded
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Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
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1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama
"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.
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slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.
Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe
I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back
I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards
I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird
I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do
I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care
I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises
An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me
I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)
Most people hate me
I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)
I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me
I am a fag
I am short and fat
I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!
I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
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Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.
Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.
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