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The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.
Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.
Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.
Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.
Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.
When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!
Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.
Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
The act of 'getting off' while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.
I was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. Suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.
When a married woman has sex with her lover, boyfriend or date commonly referred to as a Bull. When a woman has sex with someone other than her husband, usually a larger virile or well hung male partner. Such a partner is referred to as her Bull.
My wife’s vagina was sore from bull riding last night.
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The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.
Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.
A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."