south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

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Flint River

A bad case of the mud butt caused by eating food from flint, michigan.

Person 1: "Today, I ate at the White Castle in Flint."
Person 2: "Oh shit, did you get the Flint River?"
Person 1: "Of course."

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Rocky River

the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.

"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."

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River Dancer

Slang word often used to describe Irish Step Dancing

Bob: So what do you do for fun?

Dancer: Oh well I'm an Irish Step Dancer.

Bob: ...Irish Dance? OOhh, you mean like you're a River Dancer??

Dancer: ....Yes....exactly

*rolling of eyes*

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Whiskey River

When three gentleman engage in the performance of sexual activities in an adventurous manner. Which consists of two gentleman in the 69 position, and one gentleman penetrating the gentlemans asshole that is on top in the 69 position. Once the man that is penetrating is about to cum he pulls out, and cums in top of the asshole letting it run into the the gentlemans mouth that is on the bottom of the 69, aka the whiskey river runs into the gentlemans mouth.

Hey y'all tryna get a whiskey river in?

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River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.

Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!

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River Falls

One of the greatest neighborhoods the world has ever seen. They have amazingly cool swim and tennis teams. They recently built a new pool, along with a sweet slide. If you are a member of this elite club, you are considered one of the top 1% of the coolest people in the world, a fact supported by The 2000 Census, The USA Today, and MTV.

River Falls is the greatest place on earth.

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