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A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose
Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
She is like a flower…But the most beautiful & rarest among them all.
A lady with character, class and an outrageous sense of humor.
Wanted by many, but hard to keep. She ‘s the sunshine you need on your darkest day,
Her one of a kind laugh can make your tears go away.
Suzanne Rose will give you her world… if you create one for her.
I saw Suzanne Rose today, & for some reason I can’t stop smiling.
A local community where no one ever wants to be unless your a a minor looking to get into a bar.
"Hey what you want to do in Rose Valley tonight" " lets steal another ATM"
A little 5"2 container of happiness that has a leak in it. The happiness is contagious. Beware.
Alene Rose likes cookies and cheese.
A promising, yet bizzare young writer.
The author of Blooms of Youth.
Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
A spiritual girl. Who's name means many things. She is kind hearted, a soak seeking, courageous young lady. Is often mistaken as a slut or a loner. But really is just regular girl. She can light up anyone's world with her smile. She can be boy crazy but that's just her nature. She sometimes doesn't know when to stop talking. Most call her brittney for short. But brittney-rose is a special name. With her brown hair a bright blues as blue as diamonds, she is truly a beautiful human creation.
"Hey I was sad today but brittney-rose made me feel better"