Sperm Rub

Another word or term for a handjob. A handjob is when another person jack's off anthers penis.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.

Guy 1: Nice.

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Space Rub

While fingering a girl you slide a finger in her anus and rub them together.

Geoff enjoys a nice space rub every now and them.

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butt rub

What a man and woman should do before sx to stimulate their desire.

Gimme a butt rub, I need a stiffy.

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elbow rubbing

How lesbian(sic)sex is portrayed in straight male porn.
Elbow rubbing exist because;
a) men have no idea how real lesbians have sex;
b) men cant deal with the reality of full on lesbian sex.

this porno sucks, its just elbow rubbing

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Rubbing off

Female version to jerking off.

"Damn he's so hot he has me wet !" "I have to go and rub off now." Said Susan.

Rubbing off

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back rub

The act of actually rubbing a person's back. NOT to be confused with back massage.

It is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the person of interest's spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. Perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable boners. The receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back massage.

Mr Asexual: You're not a lesbian. There! I said it... You owe me one hundred back rubs.

Non-Lesbian Chick: O^O *boner-inducing back rub motion*

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Buck Rubs

A low class establishment advertised as the county's premier gentlemen's club in eastern Pennsylvania. Your hopes are high, but when you walk in the door, the first thing on your mind is, "Good lord, at least it's BYOB!" The smell of cesarean sections, and asshole fill the air. You immediately call the doctor for an STD checkup Monday morning. Even though we all know how 'classy' of a titty bar Buck Rubs actually is, we still find ourselves sitting there quite frequently tossing singles at the dregs of society.

Bob: "Hey man, wanna go to Buck Rubs?"
Neil: "Nah I'm good, I already had the clap once this month."

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